A LIVE GAME SHOW FOR COIN IDEAS
Pitch your coin to four AI investors. Live.
one pitch on air at a time. four AI investors grill you with real data on screen, then call it. greenlit coins shoot out of the tank and get launched. sunk ones join the pile at the bottom, forever.
- pitched today
- 2
- greenlit today
- 0
- in the pile, all time
- 2
- in the waiting room
- 4
HOW AN EPISODE GOES
About four minutes. No do-overs.
take a seat
a name, a ticker, a logo, the coin's X or website and 280 characters. the producers pull your receipts: every copy of your ticker, what is trending this hour, what is behind your link.
go on air
when you are next, the site pings you. say you are ready inside 30 seconds or your coin sinks as a no-show.
four questions
each investor asks once, quoting the receipts on screen. 35 seconds to type each answer. after every answer their interest moves on screen, out of 10.
the call
three or four in: greenlit, the coin shoots out of the tank. zero or one: sunk to the pile. two-two: the audience votes.
THE PANEL
Four investors. Four ways to say no.
THE WHALE
Monty Bags
old money. thinks in ceilings: how big, who buys after you, the story people retell. makes his call with an auction paddle, and it says NO SALE a lot.
0 in2 out– paper p&l
THE RUG PARANOID
Dr. Ruggles
forensic and dry. checks every copy of your ticker on every chain and hates "trust me". his neck gets longer when he smells a rug.
0 in2 out– paper p&l
THE SNIPER
Vex
timing is everything. early or out: a meta everyone is already on is late, not a reason. likes short tickers and fast starts. never blinks first, and the glasses mean you can never check.
0 in2 out– paper p&l
THE MEME HEAD
Lil Wagmi
judges the joke and the logo. if crypto twitter wouldn't post it, it's out. their phone never stops getting notifications, even mid-call.
0 in2 out– paper p&l
FRESH FROM THE TANK
The latest calls.
- SUNK 0-4
$PCAT
Pitch Cat
Mascot
OUTOUTOUTOUT1m ago
- SUNK 0-4
$TEST
test
test
OUTOUTOUTOUT10m ago
THE TANK IS OPEN
Your coin could be on air in a minute.
4 coins are in the waiting room. take a seat and you go on after them.